What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Scientists release a statement after identifying a strange object in space emitting signals to Earth every 44 minutes. - Farmingdale Observer

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

Dr No

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?